Hey BEEKEEPERs My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a drive byging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all BEEKEEPERs who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
I say, what the devil did you just audaciously proclaim about my well-being, you trollop? I shall inform you that I have graduated top of my class at the Gentleman's Academy of Sophisticated Persons, and have been involved in numerous endeavors with the Ruffians down the street from my abode; might I also add that I've accumulated over 300 pieces of antique furniture? I am educated in fine dining and high class catering and I'm the top Victorian era furniture appraiser in the entire high society. You are naught to me but a simple, uncouth brute. I shall embarrass the dickens out of you with class the likes of which has never been witnessed before on this humble planet, I solemnly promise. You assume you can disrespect my image on the internet? Think again, savage. As we speak I am contacting my diligent secretary to arrange a brunch together at the finest coffee shop in town, so you had better prepare a fetching enough outfit to compete with my immaculate attire, barbarian. The brunch that sends you packing back to the countryside. You are inevitably defeated, heathen. I can be booked at any appointment, any hour, and I can educate you in over seven hundred cultures, and that's just with the literary selection in my guest lobby. Not only am I extensively fluent in in several languages, I have access to the entire Giorgio Armani fall collection and I will flaunt it's finely tailored mastery to outshine your drab, common appearance off the face of humanity, you slob. If only you had foreseen the kind of comeuppance your inflammatory "insignificant" comment was bound to earn you, perhaps you would have tempered your words. But you insisted, and now I will teach you manners and grace and you will learn dignity and poise, yet. Consider yourself in etiquette school, peasant.
fuckin GERMANS
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you all fucking disgust me I hope you all get arrested and I'm not afraid to say it with my name attached because you wont do shit
>>481 Shut the fuck up, beekeeper.
baited everyone award
>>481
How BEEKEEPERs in 2025 look
>>520 true if true
skeet anything that keeps you grooving (or relaxing,really) i'll start
What kind of comfy tea do u BEEKEEPERs like to make? =w=
tried sprite tea today, was alright. good for a hot day. i continue to collect hobbies, interests and activities for enjoying myself and as op has said, relaxing
>>488 Going to visit family tomorrow and relax. Had some coffee and some water at safeway.
same except gayer
There's a shocking heads up for parents heads up for parents heads up for pearents
what's up /b/?
>>358 same here good sir
>>358 >>478 cheers frens
ITS ABOUT TIME, SAVAGE NEGRO BEAST
Wut
>>259 octo fucker potato cannon
make more word-abortions nowwwwwwww
*Lovatabitz Theater Presents* The Magnum Opus of Dr. B. Grimm-Goose Lovatabitz #REDACTED# ~A Play in Three Acts~ (125 Years In Three Days Flat) First Act First Lap Around The Track (A Love Story) Second Act China-Man Say ~ JACKPOT#23 (The Vanity of Youth) Message too long. Click here to view the full text.
“While listening to this, the imagery that comes into my mind is amazing. Really gets the gears turning.” - MMD “When Dr. Lovatabitz said the play came with two free hits of mescaline I did not believe him, but he proved me wrong, and I am extremely grateful. He also gave me a maduro to help raise my T levels, and it did a number on me.” - SR420 “This play got me pregnant.” - SB “This play is haunting me from beyond the grave.” - Stella Sampas “I have so much respect for Lovatabitz’s mission and commitment.” - MLoL “The best part about Lovatabitz Theater being on another level is that it raises its audience to itself.” - Lt. LB “This particular tape, its not really good for anything, but I thought I might send it on to you, for something to do. There is so much to say, that saying nothing covers it. It covers it fairly well. Right now I’m taking something off of it.” - CMM Message too long. Click here to view the full text.
...and then everyone died, the end.
Jewsaba 4.20 Stealing Your Golds Edition